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Wrap yourself in cozy confidence (or at least hide your market-induced panic) with the official Tracking The Trade Full-Zip Hoodie. It’s soft, warm, and perfect for those days when your trades aren’t… which, let’s be honest, is most days.
Whether you’re analyzing charts, doom-scrolling headlines, or pretending you “meant to do that,” this hoodie has you covered—literally. Zip up, stay warm, and let the bold logo do the flexing since your portfolio won’t.
• Premium, ridiculously soft fabric
• Full-zip convenience for quick, dramatic exits
• Perfect for trading caves, offices, and avoiding human interaction
Wear it with pride.
Or wear it in shame.
Either way… you’ll look good doing it.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.3 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Three-panel hood with matching round drawcord
• Zipper with auto-lock slider
• Front kangaroo pockets
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Tracking The Trade Full-Zip Hoodie
$38.50
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$38.50
Regular price
Whether you’re analyzing charts, doom-scrolling headlines, or pretending you “meant to do that,” this hoodie has you covered—literally. Zip up, stay warm, and let the bold logo do the flexing since your portfolio won’t.
• Premium, ridiculously soft fabric
• Full-zip convenience for quick, dramatic exits
• Perfect for trading caves, offices, and avoiding human interaction
Wear it with pride.
Or wear it in shame.
Either way… you’ll look good doing it.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.3 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Three-panel hood with matching round drawcord
• Zipper with auto-lock slider
• Front kangaroo pockets
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan