“Thoughts & Prayers Retirement Check” — Mug

For those brave enough to peek at their retirement account… and immediately wish they hadn’t. This graffiti-style mug captures the exact emotional spiral of checking your balance in a market that swings harder than a caffeinated toddler.

Featuring the brutally relatable line: “I checked my retirement account. Thoughts and prayers appreciated.”

Perfect for finance folks, corporate survivors, burned-out adults, and anyone whose 401(k) chart recently resembled a ski slope.

Buy it for yourself.

Buy it for a coworker.

Buy it for anyone who deserves emotional support in mug form.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Ideal for coffee, tea, or existential dread