“Market Behavior Therapy” - Mug

Start your morning with the only kind of therapy traders truly trust: a steaming cup of caffeine and a silent plea for the market to finally act right.

This ultra-bright, street-art–style mug features the graffiti quote:

“I don’t need therapy. I need the market to behave for once.”

Printed in neon colors that pop harder than a CPI surprise, it’s built for traders, chart junkies, and anyone whose emotional support animal is… the MES futures chart.

Dishwasher-safe, microwave-safe, ego-not-safe after bad entries.

• Ceramic
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe