Market Crash Scented Soy Candle

When the charts implode, and your P/L looks like a crime scene, light this candle and embrace the aroma of pure trading trauma. Market Crash blends the subtle notes of fear, a lingering waft of regret, and a sharp top note of questionable entries—the signature scent of every trader who swears they “had a plan.”

Perfect for:

• Crying over blown stops

• Staring at red candles (the bad kind)

• Vowing to never revenge trade again

• Repeating “next week will be better” like a mantra

This candle won’t fix your account, but it will make your meltdown smell surprisingly elegant

Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass vessel—clean and repurpose as decor
- Burns approximately 50–60 hours per 9 oz candle
- Twelve scent options plus unscented; all scents share same wax color
- Vegan, non-toxic formula; free of lead, plastics, parabens, dyes, and phthalates

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.