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Level up your headwear game with the Distressed Dad Hat, the perfect blend of fashion, comfort, and “I woke up like this… on purpose.” With a lightly frayed brim and a lived-in crown, it delivers just the right amount of edgy-but-still-approachable energy.
It pairs effortlessly with slacks, jeans, gym shorts, or whatever you panic-grabbed off the floor this morning. Dress it up, dress it down, wear it to avoid eye contact — it’s versatile like that.
Whether you’re hiding bedhead, protecting your dignity, or signaling to the world that you are not emotionally available before coffee, this hat has you covered.
Literally.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
• Blank product sourced from China
Distressed Hat — The Official Uniform of “I Tried Today”
$24.50
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$24.50
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It pairs effortlessly with slacks, jeans, gym shorts, or whatever you panic-grabbed off the floor this morning. Dress it up, dress it down, wear it to avoid eye contact — it’s versatile like that.
Whether you’re hiding bedhead, protecting your dignity, or signaling to the world that you are not emotionally available before coffee, this hat has you covered.
Literally.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
• Blank product sourced from China