{"product_id":"mug-with-color-inside-2","title":"I Don’t Rise and Shine -  Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLet’s be real — “rise and shine” is a lie told by people who sleep eight hours, have their life together, and probably fold laundry the same day it’s washed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis mug? This mug is for the rest of us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFeaturing bold neon lettering that screams \u003ci\u003e“I’m awake, but against my will,”\u003c\/i\u003e this ceramic caffeine chalice proudly proclaims:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e“I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best.”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s dishwasher-safe, microwave-friendly, and fully capable of holding the exact amount of liquid motivation required to tolerate emails, meetings, or that one coworker who says “Good morning!” like it’s a threat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eProfessional zombies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNon-morning humans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePeople who woke up today and already regret it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAnyone whose personality improves by 87% after coffee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eGive it as a gift or keep it for yourself — because hope may be optional, but caffeine is mandatory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e• Colored rim, inside, and handle\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tracking the Trade","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":62756400890225,"sku":"7455962_17196","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":62756400922993,"sku":"7455962_17200","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":62756400955761,"sku":"7455962_17197","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/6562\/4177\/files\/white-ceramic-mug-with-color-inside-black-15-oz-left-6933a28713a7a.jpg?v=1764991628","url":"https:\/\/store.trackingthetrade.com\/products\/mug-with-color-inside-2","provider":"Tracking the Trade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}