{"product_id":"mug-with-color-inside-1","title":"“My Trading Angel Drinks”  - Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLet’s be honest: the markets are brutal, your guardian angel is exhausted, and your trading angel is on their third cocktail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis mug captures the \u003ci\u003eexact\u003c\/i\u003e level of chaos that comes with chasing setups, praying for a reversal, and regretting your last 0DTE call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFeaturing bold neon lettering that declares:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e“My guardian angel quit, and my trading angel drinks.”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy people love it:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePairs well with caffeine, hope, and questionable entries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; dishwasher safe (unlike your trading psychology)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eElevates any trading desk from “chaotic” to “professionally chaotic”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMakes losses feel 12% funnier\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eGreat conversation starter, or warning label, depending on the day\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDay traders, swing traders, hopelessly optimistic traders\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe friend who YOLOs options like they’re coupons\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCoworkers who trade during lunch and cry during power hour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAnyone whose angelic support team has filed HR complaints\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eGrab one for yourself or gift it to the trader who mysteriously “needs a win.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBecause if the angels are drinking, you might as well join them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e• Colored rim, inside, and handle\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tracking the Trade","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":62756399448433,"sku":"8666194_17196","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":62756399481201,"sku":"8666194_17200","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":62756399513969,"sku":"8666194_17197","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/6562\/4177\/files\/white-ceramic-mug-with-color-inside-black-15-oz-left-6933a21ad1ea2.jpg?v=1764991520","url":"https:\/\/store.trackingthetrade.com\/products\/mug-with-color-inside-1","provider":"Tracking the Trade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}